Dorms: Live in "Luxury"

Freshman Year: they're the size of a jail cell and about as comfortable as one.
Sophomore Year: try to get a dorm in the nicer buildings, only to have them all taken by seniors and juniors.
Junior Year: Think it'll be cool to rent a townhouse because "it's party central."
Senior Year: The LLC is best and anybody who argues that fact is just unenlightened.